We all need a little laugh sometimes..
Me   Ask   my posts   theme   Twitter  
hi i'm Tasha, 17, food fanatic, completed many marathons (tv), multi-fandom member and I like my bands.

I reblog a lot of stuff. I like maltesers.

Don't be afraid to talk to me, i won't bite :)

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

noodlepixie:

averypottermormon:

if you’re sad and you know it have a sloth
if you’re sad and you know it have a sloth
if you’re sad and you know it
and you wanna get over it
if you’re sad and you know it have a sloth

Babyyy!

unimpressedcats:

BREAKING NEWS! KITTY IN A HAMMOK!