holy shit why am i laughing so hard
dude this isn’t even funny why am i giggling
shit i found this in my archives and i’m laughing again no sTOP
oh my god
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"
"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"
"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.
masters of disguise!
That cat in the cabinet. lol
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
I love this duck
I never thought of that this is genius.
When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.
a friendly reminder
real life P.S.A..
I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.
gurl imma have to call you back
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.
if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw