So fun story my friend got her school ID today and it turns out that the photographer wanted to test out the camera but did so under her name so now she has a picture of a lazy-eyed forty year old man has her ID picture
if you guys think I’m kidding
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.
Word to the wise: Mine were almost overdone at 15 mins. Follow your pizza crust instructions rather than the time listed here. Still, DELICIOUS! I dipped mine in 5-cheese marinara, and YUM!
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
That’s whit at its finest.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse